REDEFINITIONS

Nemesistic

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:59:00 -0400

Adj. The characteristic of being an enemy/nemisis of many people.

Dimpy

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:48:12 -0400

Adj. Cheesy, corny, banal; “That choreography is so dimpy…”

Bumper-Creeping

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:43:20 -0400

V. When, while in line at a red light, one lets off the brake and creeps up closer to the car in front of them.

Ninja

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:18:55 -0400

N. One who ninjes.

Squeamy

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:39:00 -0400

Adj. “Squeamish” + “Screamy”.

Braidtails

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:59:00 -0400

N. Braided pigtails

Demonstranting

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:28:26 -0400

V. Demonstrating an idea with such enthusiasm and verbosity that one is perceived as ranting.

Billy Goat Beard

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:07:00 -0400

N. A long goatee. Because I can’t remember the actual word “goatee”.

Clueful

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:21:00 -0400

Adj. Having knowledge or understanding of something; well-informed.

Drabbit

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:50:03 -0400

Interj. A cross between “drat,” “dang it,” and “dagummit”.

Coffee

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:43:15 -0400

N. the person upon whom one coughs.

Destinesia

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:52:44 -0400

N. When you go to a room to get or do something but you forget what once you get there.

Racials

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:02:00 -0400

N. How my Accounting professor pronounces “ratios”.

Upside

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:59:55 -0400

N. Upstairs + inside.

Transpassed

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:59:25 -0400

Verb. Transpired. “Help! I lost the word! It means come to pass. Transgressed? Transposed? Transpassed? Agh.”

Kentucky Derby

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:56:00 -0400

N. When you pull four sets of back-to-back twos while playing Sorry. “That’s like a million to one chance. Congratulations, you just won the Kentucky Derby.”

Honest brutality

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:28:00 -0400

Adj + N. Brutal honesty. Another good indicator that I need to sleep. (See: Hap Slappy.)

Hap slappy

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:27:00 -0400

Adv + Adj. Slap happy. If I say this more than once during conversation, it’s time for me to go to bed.

Rotund

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:24:55 -0400

Adj. The king in Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.