September 2009
3 posts
3 tags
Nemesistic
Adj. The characteristic of being an enemy/nemisis of many people.
Dimpy
Adj. Cheesy, corny, banal; “That choreography is so dimpy…”
8 tags
Bumper-Creeping
V. When, while in line at a red light, one lets off the brake and creeps up closer to the car in front of them.
July 2009
2 posts
Ninja
N. One who ninjes.
Squeamy
Adj. “Squeamish” + “Screamy”.
June 2009
14 posts
Braidtails
N. Braided pigtails
Demonstranting
V. Demonstrating an idea with such enthusiasm and verbosity that one is perceived as ranting.
Billy Goat Beard
N. A long goatee. Because I can’t remember the actual word “goatee”.
Clueful
Adj. Having knowledge or understanding of something; well-informed.
Drabbit
Interj. A cross between “drat,” “dang it,” and “dagummit”.
Coffee
N. the person upon whom one coughs.
Destinesia
N. When you go to a room to get or do something but you forget what once you get there.
Racials
N. How my Accounting professor pronounces “ratios”.
Upside
N. Upstairs + inside.
Transpassed
Verb. Transpired. “Help! I lost the word! It means come to pass. Transgressed? Transposed? Transpassed? Agh.”
Kentucky Derby
N. When you pull four sets of back-to-back twos while playing Sorry. “That’s like a million to one chance. Congratulations, you just won the Kentucky Derby.”
Honest brutality
Adj + N. Brutal honesty. Another good indicator that I need to sleep. (See: Hap Slappy.)
Hap slappy
Adv + Adj. Slap happy. If I say this more than once during conversation, it’s time for me to go to bed.
Rotund
Adj. The king in Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.