REDEFINITIONS

Adj.  The characteristic of being an enemy/nemisis of many people.

Adj. Cheesy, corny, banal;  “That choreography is so dimpy…”

V. When, while in line at a red light, one lets off the brake and creeps up closer to the car in front of them.

N. One who ninjes.

Adj.  “Squeamish” + “Screamy”.

N. Braided pigtails

V. Demonstrating an idea with such enthusiasm and verbosity that one is perceived as ranting.

N. A long goatee. Because I can’t remember the actual word “goatee”.

Adj.  Having knowledge or understanding of something; well-informed.

Interj. A cross between “drat,” “dang it,” and “dagummit”.

N. the person upon whom one coughs.

N. When you go to a room to get or do something but you forget what once you get there.

N. How my Accounting professor pronounces “ratios”.

N. Upstairs + inside.

Verb. Transpired. “Help! I lost the word! It means come to pass. Transgressed? Transposed? Transpassed? Agh.”

N. When you pull four sets of back-to-back twos while playing Sorry. “That’s like a million to one chance. Congratulations, you just won the Kentucky Derby.”

Adj + N. Brutal honesty. Another good indicator that I need to sleep. (See: Hap Slappy.)

Adv + Adj. Slap happy. If I say this more than once during conversation, it’s time for me to go to bed.

Adj. The king in Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.